Riti teaches the tards about sex:
I have to teach
them about sex, in a series called "Family Life." I can hardly stand it. Primarily, because I still laugh at
words like "uterus" and "fallopian tubes." Especially if there are other people
laughing hysterically, it is hard for me to contain myself. I was trying so hard
not to laugh throughout the entire 25 minute duration of "Family
I had to show a diagram of the female reproductive system,
point out the parts, and describe their functions. Also, I have both males and
females in my group, unlike the other classes, where they split the
classes into male/female groups
I started the unit on Friday. I am also obligated,
by state law, to take
questions from the tards and answer them honestly.
The very first (and only)
question I received was this, from AUGUSTA, "What does sex feel like?"
Fucking-A. I am now in the worst situation possible. How do I answer this to a
group of tards? I definitely do not want to imply that I have ever had
sex. I think about it for a bit, and finally say "Well, I guess it feels
good, otherwise people wouldn't do it." They all seemed to accept this
answer. Thank God that Family Life time was over before someone asked me another
I am dreading Monday. I am convinced that they will verbally attack
me, and force me to answer questions about my sex life. Plus I still can't help but laugh during the entire
Somebody shoot me, please.
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