More Tyrell stories:
was in my class last year. Dumb he was, but not really retarded. He did have
major behavior problems though. He was nothing but trouble. Some of the Tyrell
highlights from last year:
morning he is late to school, I ask him why, he responds that "My dad
couldn't find his drugs."
brought marijuana to school.
brought a steak knife wrapped in a towel to school. He took it out on the
playground to threaten a kid who had been making fun of him. Told the kid that
"If you mess with me you'll have to mess with this. And I'll be rapping at
your eulogy baby."
these bombs and brought them to school. He made them out of his dad's gun
powder. The kid is crazy, the next Una-bomber. He used household items (Carmex
container, mechanical pencil lead container) to assemble bombs. He even put
heavy duty wicks on them. I took them home, ya know, in case I ever need to blow
Tyler's father is the retarded one:
Tyler's father, the one who mooned
a junior high basketball game? He might be the worst parent ever. His son Tyler
is a tard, and thus very impressionable, but his father is impressing very bad
things on him. Two examples:
sent home Thursday around noon for this: we were doing a unit on Martin Luther
King Jr. He announces to the whole class that his Dad said "What is black
and yellow and makes you laugh?" "A bus full of black people
rolling over a cliff."
Jr. Day, my school has the day off, but I ran up to the school to get some papers I need to correct. There
were some kids riding their bikes around the parking lot, and one of them is
Tyler. I asked him if he was enjoying his day off. This is exactly what he said:
"My dad said that we don't celebrate that
almost enough to make my jaded soul sad.
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