Augusta's fear of germs goes to a new level
Augusta has spent
inside with me this week, due to his candycane theft before break (see Archive
Augusta the thief).
He hates it. I hate it more.
Augusta smells like a hot litterbox. This is peculiar, as I never noticed it
prior to 2003. I honestly think that he is making himself reek in order to keep
others away, lessening the chance that someone will touch him. I know, it
sounds exaggerated to those of you not in daily contact with tards, but I know my
naughty little reetees and I think this is the case.
On Monday he spent all
three recesses with me, in my classroom, with his head
down. He fucking stank. Happy New Year To Me.
Tuesday he spent the two fifteen minute recesses with me. During the lunch
recess (thirty minutes) I let him listen to a booktape at the listening station.
I did this strategically, as the listening station is furthest from my desk. I
didn't want my lunch to taste like the Augusta.
So here comes Wednesday, when Augusta proceeds to horrify
me almost beyond belief.
It is approximately 10:30 a.m. when Augusta asks to go to the bathroom. I
allow it, and set the timer. (They have 2 minutes to get back before they lose
behavior points.) The timer goes off, Augusta is not back. Because he is a large
child, I give him another 2 minutes. He still is not back. (The bathroom is
directly next door to my classroom.) I send an aide out to get him. She comes
back a minute later without Augusta. This is exactley what she told me:
" I yelled in and said 'Augusta, what are you doing in there?' In a
deep, low mans voice, he says 'Go away, no one is in here.'"
Now Augusta is fucking with us. Being retarded and mentally disturbed, I do
not find it odd that he is trying to play ghost in the bathroom with us. Now I am going to have to walk into the boys bathroom and haul his ass
out. I walk to the door of the bathroom, which is always left open and say,
"Augusta you get out here right now."
Augusta doesn't have
a lot left to lose if he chooses to not follow directions.
His behavior chart is already full of negative comments. He is already in at
recess, with no snack, and I have told him already that he will earn no stickers
for the entire week. I could revoke PE and Music privileges, but he hates them
"Do I have to come in and get you? Are you gonna be a baby?"
(he is 11). Augusta doesn't respond. I brace myself and enter, only to see the
most vile scene possible. This is the best way I can describe it:
The garbage can is in the middle of the floor. Augusta is
squatting over it,
completely naked from the waste down, one leg on each side of the trash can. His
shoes, socks, pants and underwear are in a pile by the sink. His back is to me,
his arms are straight out in front of him, and he is taking a dump.
immediately turn and exit. I feel absolutely violated, like I had popped
a few rohypnol, chugged a beer and laid myself on the couch at Phi Delts for all
to have at. I then do what I do when I can't deal with what is going on, and
push the alert principal button.
He comes down and goes into the bathroom. Augusta has dressed himself, and is
washing his hands furiously. There is a pile of shit in the garbage
can. The principal escorts him up to the office, where Augusta has a little
one-on-one with the school nurse. My aide takes the bag of shit out to the
Augusta's mom comes and takes him home, but not before a meeting with the
principal. He said she was completely embarrassed.
The school nurse came down later in the day to talk with me. Apparently,
Augusta doesn't want to sit on the school toilet seat because he is afraid of
getting "butt germs". He used those two words! He will go pee at
school, but will not sit down. I can only wonder how many other times this year
he has had to take a crap....
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