district does not provide snacks to the special services departments. Some tards
bring their own snack from home and some don't. Because of this, I ask that
parents donate snacks for the tards. The most common things sent in are goldfish
crackers, animal crackers, pretzels, etc.
Francis (see entry 12/5a: Francis, for a description of him) comes into the
room with two big boxes of Lucky Charms. How nice, I thought, for the huge fat
kid to bring in snacks.
investigation of the Lucky Charms, I discover that both boxes are open. Also,
there is not ONE FUCKING MARSHMALLOW in either box. NOT ONE!!!!
Put yourself in my
shoes here, What the hell do you do? Ask the fat tard about the marshmallows?
Call his mother? I mean, the cereal was donated. I
ended up throwing it out. No marshmallows probably means that his little piggy
snot covered hands had been in those boxes.
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