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12/16: Tard brings candy, flips out

The green cupcakes in the picture are from a kids 7th birthday that was celebrated during class. 


As he was passing them out, he actually tried to decide who he was and wasn't going to give a cupcake too. I told him that that wasn't a choice--everyone gets one or no one gets one. 


He flipped out, took two of them, and smashed them on the lenses of his glasses. 


The cupcakes were so foul looking. That weird shade of green, and there were these little white speckles all over the top of it. Speckles that were in the frosting already. I have no fucking clue what that shit is.





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