Tards and stickers
teach special education, kindergarten through 6th grade. I think it is important
to note that, just like candy, retards will do anything for stickers.
of my kids is a highly-functioning autistic. He is very smart, but quite
troubled. This was our sticker conversation today, (Brad is his name):
"Do I get two stickers today, one for last Wednesday and one for
Me: "No, Brad, you didn't earn your sticker last
Wednesday, you did not make good choices, and talked back to the recess teacher
and kicked Fred."
Me: "Fine. I hate you. I hate you so much. My Dad
hates you to. Your a sorry bitch. My dad buys me all the stickers I want, so I
don't even need more stickers. You are greedy and an asshole."
this point I hit the button
on the wall, to summon the principal for help.
starts to tear his sticker book apart. Page by page, ripping it to shreds. This
lasts for like 30 seconds. At which point he looks at me and says, "Now
look what you made me do!! My dad is gonna be so mad at you. You owe me three
months of stickers for this."
to say, the tard will not get one fucking sticker from me. He will not get to
chose from the Friday treat jar either, that Tweeker.
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