punishments can be funny
If the tards are
bad at recess, they have to sit at the "ball box" and untangle
the jumpropes. It is virtually impossible for them. I make them do it so I
can watch them get frustrated and kick and grunt. These are the small pleasures
that make my day tolerable.
Every student is funny in their own way
unties her shoes. Due to retardation, she was unable to re-tie them. It got old
Her mom used to
send whole oranges, cold spaghetti, slabs of fucking beefstick, etc. for her
lunch. Nothing is easy in special ed land.
Lewis is another
case. Truly, a case. He is in fifth grade and likes to flap his arms like a
bird. He is amusing though, because he will say things to you like "Do you
have a hyperlink on your website to the Parkland School District."
One time I said to
him "Lewis, so funny you are." He stops, thinks for a while, and says
"You said 'so funny you are' instead of 'you are so funny'..........I like
that." He recently said, "wouldn't it be funny if you snuck a camera
into Costco and secretly took a bunch of pictures of fat people. Then put them
all on a website and call it www.piggiesatcostco.com. [Ed.
note-This is not a real website].
flips out, makes a mess
A lot of tards
need to have a plastic grip on their pencil in order to develop necessary hand
coordination and writing skills. Tom likes picking at his grip and taking it
off. I told him that if he continued to fuck with it, I would take the pencil
all together. Well, I took the pencil. Predictably, he freaked.
This is the
aftermath of his angry, violent temper tantrum.
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