Jamel likes Riti's friends
best friend Jason is awesome. He is so fucking funny. My students (tards) love Jason for this reason: He is 6'8". He
volunteers once a week at my school to be a
"lunch buddy" with Jamel, the Sudanese kid.
world is similar to Tucker Max's in this
respect: He is the most self-absorbed little
fuck ever. Unless it concerns him, Jamel is completely uninterested.
days ago Jason showed up to eat lunch with Jamel. He then went out to recess with
Jamel. At one point, I go out on the playground
to talk to him. We are talking shit about the
retards when Jamel runs up, hugs Jared's leg,
cool AND funny AND you're my friend!"
response: "What do you mean I'm
I know exactly
where he is going with this, I am loving it immediately.
do mean, you mean the way I talk?" Jamel
realizes I am laughing my ass off and laughs with me, even though he has has no
idea why I am laughing
how? I mean what's so funny about me?" I
am still laughing, and Jamel is too, and he is still oblivious to why either of
us are laughing
me understand this cause, I don't know kid, maybe it's me, I'm a
little messed up maybe, but I'm funny how? Like I'm a clown? I amuse you.
I make you laugh...I'm here to amuse you. What do you mean funny
how? How am I SO FUNNY?"
point, another mature (read: old and lame) teacher is walking toward us. Jason stops
with the Goodfellas imitation, and Jamel screams to the teacher, "My
friend is cool and funny and he eats lunch with me and no one else if I am good
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