Brian likes movies:
parents are my age and they watch movies and let him watch too. This is all he
fucking talks about--movies. Of course I think it is funny, but it has spiraled
out of control to the point that I have to repeatedly tell him, "Brian, you are
not on topic."
saw Goldmember. He kept saying, "Shmoke and a Pancake, Waffle and a cigar, Bong
and a blintz." As he was saying this, he would extend a hand to me, as if he was
offering me something. It was funny, but also disturbing.
As I was
putting him on the bus on Friday he was telling me about the movie eight legged
freaks and about how his mom spanks him really hard on the bottom everyday.
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