Mom's math sucks:
been having many problems getting the old new kid to complete and turn in his
homework. Keep in mind that the only reason he gets homework is because he is
too busy dinking around in class to get his work done. I have been sending
unfinished work home in his homework folder, and it has not been coming back.
Finally I decide to call home. I speak with his mother, who is younger then me.
She seemed frightened by my call, and I am sure she was so nervous that she
flushed everything she had. His mother assured me that the work was at home and
it was completed. She would send it to school with her son the next day.
day the homework comes in. It is obvious that the mother did it, not her son. It
was adult handwriting, which in no way resembles 6 year old tard writing. There
is one part of the homework where you have to read short story problems and turn
them into a numbers subtraction problem (i.e. Jamie has nine turtles, she gives
four to Tom, how many turtles does Jamie now have? The answer would look like
the mom had a different way of writing these problems out. This is exactly how
she wrote them out:
7 5 3 4
-11 -9 -7 -11
dumb ass. I hung the mom's work on our staff bulletin board, it is that good.
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