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2/7: New kid might have problems:

The new kid hasn't made any friends. I can't understand this. He is possibly my favorite tard right now. He is cute, funny, energetic, imaginative, and his family is fucked up. He also likes to talk about the fam (see e.g., 1/15: New Kid has interesting background).

 

I have noticed that he plays alone at recess. He also plays weird things, like tracking imaginary dinosaurs, killing aliens, pretending to be an invisible mystery man, Inspector Gadget, etc. It really breaks my heart to see him play alone. If I had nothing better to do I would go play with him. 

 

I voiced this concern to him the other day. He responded thus: "I don't need friends, I've got em' in my head." 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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