Tards learn about different races:
Ivan and the old new kid are both at the sink, washing their hands before
they eat snack. Ivan is half Caucasian and half African-American. Evan's skin
is, indeed, brown. The old new kid keeps telling Ivan to keep washing his hands,
they are still brown and dirty. The old new kid truly knows no better then to
make a comment of this sort, he is six years old and retarded.
Finally, after a good two minutes of the old new kid criticizing Evan's hand
washing techniques, the old new kid screams out
"TEACHER, EVAN'S HANDS WON'T TURN
It was at that point that I read the class "Elmer the Elephant", a book about
skin color differences. We discussed it afterward, I really think the majority
of them caught the message.
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