Treat jar causes problems:
Tom got into a huge fight about who, out of the two of them, would get to chose
from the Friday treat jar first. The Friday treat jar is glass, and has a metal
top on it.
The two of them were pulling at the jar, each
trying to select a piece of candy first, when they dropped the treat jar on the
tile floor, causing it to shatter. This causes mixed reactions amongst the tards.
Some immediately burst into tears, as they can
not deal with loud, startling noises. Lewis freaks out, and stays as far away
from the glass he can because "Glass has AIDS." All Brian wants to do is pick
up the little bits of glass. Because of this, he is removed from the classroom
until the custodian comes down to sweep it all up. Augusta charges the remnants
of the broken jar like a pinata had just been broken into. He completely ignores
the glass aspect, and starts grabbing at the candy on the floor. He cuts his
hand, but it still takes two aides to remove him and his bleeding hand from the
I decide that it is too dangerous to have the
tards in the room with broken glass all over, so I take them outside to play
until it was all cleaned up.
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